"Stay Hydrated, Drink More Tequila" Tee

The "Stay Hydrated" Women’s Tee—because if your version of "wellness" doesn't involve a salt-rimmed glass and a heavy pour, you’re doing it wrong. This is the official uniform for the girl who knows that "inner peace" is usually found at the bottom of a cocktail. It’s Alternative Coastal with a side of top-shelf honesty.

The "Stay Hydrated. Drink More Tequila." Garment-Dyed Tee

Consider this your membership card to the sandbar's inner circle. It’s heavy, it’s lived-in, and it carries that sun-drenched energy that says you’re here for the spirits, not the small talk. We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so your "salty" status can shine as bright as the midday sun.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: Features our meditative skeleton sipping a cocktail, framed by palms and waves with the "Stay Hydrated. Drink More Tequila." mantra on the front and back. It’s a public service announcement for those who prefer their rituals slightly spiked.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Printed on a premium garment-dyed tee. Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton that’s been soft-washed to feel like that one "perfect" shirt you’ve owned for a decade.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A relaxed, heavyweight structure with a tubular knit (no side-seams) that hangs cleanly. It offers a premium streetwear silhouette that stays comfortable from long summer afternoons to bonfire nights.
• Grit & Hustle Durability: Reinforced with double-needle stitching and a topstitched classic width collar. This tee is pre-shrunk and built to handle the salt, the sand, and the hustle.
• The Details: Authentic pigment-dye colors provide a lived-in look with subtle variations that add personality without having to shout about it.

When to wear it: Throw it on with cutoffs for slow mornings on the porch, beach-day coffee runs, or any situation where the sun is hot and you’ve officially reached your limit for anything "bland."

The sun is up, the lime is squeezed, and we’re officially staying hydrated. Cheers.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability

- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean