"If You're Going to Be Salty" Crewneck

The "If You're Gonna Be Salty..." Women's Crewneck—because if you're going to bring the attitude, the least you can do is bring the bar supplies. This is the official "peace offering" for the girl who knows a little salt is fine, as long as there’s a lime and a shot of tequila to go with it. It’s Alternative Coastal with a side of top-shelf mischief.

The "If You're Gonna Be Salty..." Lightweight Crewneck

Consider this your membership card to the beach bar's inner circle. It’s cozy, it’s airy, and it carries that sun-drenched energy that says you’re here for a good time, not a polite one. We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so you can keep your "salty" status exactly where it belongs—on the rim of your glass.

The Salty Specs:

• The "Main Event" Graphic: A subtle embroidered lime-slice emblem over the heart and our bold, playful "If You're Gonna Be Salty, At Least Bring The Tequila" mantra across the back. It’s a spirited reminder that life is better with a little zest and a lot of agave.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-poly fleece. It’s the perfect weight for those Florida "winter" afternoons or keeping the chill off during a late-night seaside bonfire.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A classic, relaxed silhouette with a tubular knit (no side-seam drama) and a tear-away label. It hangs with that effortless, "I just threw this on" vibe that only a well-made crewneck can pull off.
• Grit & Hustle Durability: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with double-needle stitching throughout. This crewneck is built to survive the wash, the sand, and whatever happens after that third round of drinks.
• The Details: Pill-resistant fabric ensures that even when you’re "over it," your outfit still looks high-end and fresh session after session.

When to wear it: Pull it on for the Sunday morning sandbar hang, the post-beach bonfire, or any situation where the sun is hot and you’ve officially reached your limit for anything "bland."

The tequila is chilled, the lime is cut, and we’re officially over the drama. Cheers.

Product features

- Embroidered design options: left, center, large center chest and wrists

- Made from 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for mid-weight warmth

- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability

- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes for comfort and safety

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean