"If You’re Going to Be Salty" Tee

The "If You're Gonna Be Salty..." Women's Tee—because if you're going to bring the attitude, the least you can do is bring the bar supplies. This is the official "peace offering" for the girl who knows a little salt is fine, as long as there’s a lime and a shot of tequila to go with it. It’s Alternative Coastal with a side of top-shelf mischief.

The "If You're Gonna Be Salty..." Garment-Dyed Tee

Consider this your membership card to the beach bar's inner circle. It’s light, it’s breezy, and it carries that sun-drenched energy that says you’re here for a good time, not a polite one. We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so you can keep your "salty" status exactly where it belongs—on the rim of your glass.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: A subtle lime-slice motif over the heart and our bold, playful "If You're Gonna Be Salty, At Least Bring The Tequila" mantra across the back. It’s a spirited reminder that life is better with a little zest and a lot of agave.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717. Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton that’s been garment-dyed and soft-washed to feel like your favorite "well-loved" shirt from the very first wear.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A relaxed, heavyweight structure that hangs loose over boardshorts or faded denim. It provides that premium streetwear silhouette without the stiffness—perfect for swapping stories under string lights.
• Grit & Hustle Durability: Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular body mean this tee ages beautifully. The more you wear it to the bonfire, the more the pigment-dye mellows into that perfect, authentic coastal look.
• The Details: High-quality, island-inspired tones and a soft-hand feel. No "stiff" plastic prints here—just premium coastal streetwear that’s as laid-back as your third margarita.

When to wear it: Throw it on for the Sunday morning sandbar hang, the backyard taco night, or any situation where the sun is hot and you’ve officially reached your limit for anything "bland."

The tequila is chilled, the lime is cut, and we’re officially over the drama. Cheers.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for a worn-in color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction

- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) knit for durability and cleaner lines

- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in many colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean