"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Margaritas. On The Rocks." Hoodie

The "Rocks Only" Women’s Hoodie—because whether it’s 7:00 AM or 5:00 PM, the only thing we’re picky about is the temperature of the glass. This is the official layer for the girl who treats her morning caffeine with the same level of respect as her happy hour. It’s Alternative Coastal with a side of "on the rocks" honesty.

Consider this your transition gear for that sweet spot between the first sip of roast and the first squeeze of lime. It’s slouchy, it’s lived-in, and it features a grinning skeleton in a beanie flashing the "hang loose" sign—because stress doesn't survive long at the pier. We’ve kept the vibe soft so your "salty" status can do all the heavy lifting.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: Retro green text on the front with a full-blown "shaka" skeleton on the back. It’s a seaside story for those who prefer their rituals cold and their humor a little dark.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton. At 6.4 oz/yd², it’s the perfect "Goldilocks" weight—substantial enough for a breezy morning coffee run, but light enough to layer for a twilight bonfire.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A relaxed, effortless silhouette featuring forward-rolled shoulders and a jersey-lined hood. It drapes exactly how a beach hoodie should—slouchy, comfortable, and ready for a salt-rimmed glass.
• Grit & Hustle Quality: Pigment-dyed and soft-washed for an authentic, "weathered by the tide" feel. We use low-impact dyes that look better with every wash and every story told by the shore.
• The Details: Finished with 1x1 ribbing and a clean, durable construction that holds its shape. No stiff fabrics—just premium coastal streetwear that feels broken-in from the first wear.

When to wear it: Throw it on for slow mornings with a French press, sunset boardwalk wanders, or any situation where you want to remind the world that you officially take yours on the rocks.

The sun is up, the ice is rattling, and we’re officially staying salty. Cheers.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a smooth, strong print surface

- Lightweight (6.4 oz/yd²) relaxed fit for easy layering

- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for extra comfort

- OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes and U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol membership for more sustainable materials

- Rolled-forward shoulders and sewn-in twill label for thoughtful, wearable details

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean