"Whatever Floats Your Boat" psst.. "I hope there's a leak" Men's Tee

We’re not saying we want you to sink... we’re just saying we wouldn’t mind watching. Some people are "glass half full" types. We’re "boat half full of seawater" types. This tee is for the person who’s heard one too many stories about your "new custom rig" and is secretly waiting for the bilge pump to fail. It’s the ultimate uniform for the salty local who’s seen it all and is unimpressed by most of it.

The Salty Specs:

• The "Nice Guy" Front: A subtle chest hit that looks innocent enough from a distance.
• The "Hater" Back: A vintage-inspired seaside illustration featuring the phrase: “Whatever Floats Your Boat—I Hope There’s A Leak.” It’s a polite way to tell the tourists to get off your dock.
• Heavyweight Grit: 100% ring-spun cotton that’s thick enough to block the spray but soft enough to wear while you’re "helping" your buddy tow his stalled boat back to the ramp.
• Sun-Cured Texture: Garment-dyed to look like it’s been sitting on a pier for a decade. The color is faded, the soul is crusty, and the fit is relaxed.
• No-Friction Design: Tubular knit construction (no side seams), because your shirt shouldn't be as irritating as the guy at the boat ramp who can’t back up a trailer.

When to wear it: Slide this on for the afternoon at the pier, the local dive bar where everyone knows your name (and your grudge), or whenever you're forced to listen to someone brag about their "unsinkable" vessel.

Fair winds and following seas. (Terms and conditions apply).

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean