"Tan Tipsy and Over Your Sh*t" Tee

The "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" Tee—because the only thing higher than the tide right now is your tolerance for unnecessary noise. This is the official uniform for the girl who has spent all day under the Florida sun and is officially retired from the "hustle." It’s "Alternative Coastal" with a side of zero-filter.

Consider this your "Do Not Disturb" sign for the shoreline. It’s light, it’s cheeky, and it carries that sun-faded, retro surf energy that says you’ve been on the sand since sunrise and you’re officially "over it." We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so you can keep your attitude exactly as salty as the rim of your glass.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: A weathered, vintage-style palm graphic and playful lettering featuring our signature mantra. It’s printed in muted, sun-bleached tones that look like they’ve survived a thousand afternoons at the sandbar.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717. Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton that’s been garment-dyed and soft-washed to feel like your favorite "well-loved" shirt from the very first wear.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A relaxed, heavyweight structure that hangs loose over boardshorts or denim. It provides that premium streetwear silhouette without the stiffness—perfect for swapping stories under string lights.
• Grit & Hustle Durability: Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular body mean this tee ages beautifully. The more you wear it to the bonfire, the more the pigment-dye mellows into that perfect, authentic coastal look.
• The Details: High-quality, island-inspired tones and a soft-hand feel. No "stiff" plastic prints here—just premium coastal streetwear that’s as laid-back as your third margarita.

When to wear it: Throw it on for the post-beach bonfire, the casual night out with the locals, or any moment when your tan is peaking but your patience is peaking, too.

The tide is coming in, and the bar is calling. Don't say we didn't warn them.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft, pre-shrunk for lasting fit

- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in color and extra texture

- Double-needle stitching on all seams for reinforced durability

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with a relaxed fit — reduces waste and drapes comfortably

- Sizes S–4XL; available in many colors with a sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean