"Tan, Tipsy and Over Your Sh*t" Crop Top

The "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" Crop—because let’s be honest, the only thing higher than the tide right now is your blood alcohol content and your intolerance for unnecessary noise. This is the official uniform for the girl who’s done "hustling" for the day and is ready to let the salt air do the talking. It’s "Alternative Coastal" with a side of zero-filter.

Consider this your "Do Not Disturb" sign for the shoreline. It’s airy, it’s cheeky, and it carries that sun-soaked, beach-bar energy that says you’ve been on the sand since sunrise and you’re officially retired for the evening. We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so you can keep your attitude exactly as salty as the rim of your glass.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: A bold front print featuring warm sunset tones, swaying palms, and our signature "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" mantra. It’s a laid-back toast to the girls who aren't afraid to be a little brash.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Made from an extra-light, subtly textured knit that feels like a dream against sun-warmed skin. It’s breathable enough to handle a Florida heatwave and move from the boardwalk to the bonfire without missing a beat.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A scoop neckline and raw-edge hem give it that lived-in, "off-duty" festival edge. The relaxed, modest silhouette drapes perfectly over high-waisted shorts or your favorite bikini top.
• Grit & Hustle Versatility: This isn't just a "cute top." It’s a high-quality staple with a tear-away label for a scratch-free experience, ensuring you stay comfortable even when you're "over it."
• The Details: Premium, soft-hand inks that celebrate seaside mischief without the stiff, plastic feel of mass-produced tourist gear.

When to wear it: Wear it to the sandbar hang, the front-row of the festival, or any situation where the sun is hot, the drinks are cold, and your patience is thin.

The tide is coming in, and the bar is calling. Don't say we didn't warn them.

Product features

- Lightweight 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton for soft hand and sturdy printing

- Scoop neckline that flatters while remaining relaxed

- Raw bottom and sleeve hems for a casual, lived-in look

- Self fabric shoulder tape to maintain clean lines and prevent stretching

- Tear-away label and extra-light 3.5 oz fabric for comfortable, breathable wear

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean