"Tan Tipsy and Over Your Sh*t" Crewneck

The "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" Crewneck—because let’s be honest, the only thing higher than the tide right now is your blood alcohol content and your intolerance for unnecessary noise. This is the official uniform for the girl who’s done "hustling" for the day and is ready to let the salt air do the talking. It’s "Alternative Coastal" with a side of zero-filter.

Consider this your "Do Not Disturb" sign for the shoreline. It’s cozy, it’s cheeky, and it carries that sun-faded, retro surf energy that says you’ve been on the sand since sunrise and you’re officially retired for the evening. We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so you can keep your attitude exactly as salty as you want it.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: A weathered, retro-inspired surf design featuring our signature "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" mantra. It’s printed with muted, sun-bleached tones that look like they’ve survived a thousand Florida afternoons.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-poly fleece. It’s the ultimate "last light of summer" layer—substantial enough for a breezy boat ride back to the dock, but soft enough to sleep in.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A classic, relaxed silhouette with a tubular knit (no side-seam drama) and a tear-away label. It hangs with that effortless, "I just threw this on" vibe that only a well-made crewneck can pull off.
• Grit & Hustle Durability: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with double-needle stitching throughout. This crewneck is built to survive the wash, the sand, and whatever happens after that third margarita.
• The Details: Pill-resistant fabric ensures that even when you’re "over it," your outfit still looks high-end.

When to wear it: Pull it on for the post-beach bonfire, the airport run when you’re chasing a different sunset, or any moment when your tan is peaking but your patience is peaking, too.

The tide is coming in, and the bar is calling. Don't say we didn't warn them.

Product features

- Embroidery option available on left/center chest or wrists for added texture

- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, comfortable fit

- Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear; tear-away inner label for comfort

- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and DTF/DTG printing methods for quality and safety

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean