"Stay Hydrated, Drink Tequila" Longsleeve UV Shirt

The "Stay Hydrated" Women’s UV Long Sleeve—because let’s be real, "wellness" is a lot more manageable when it involves a lime wedge and a heavy pour. This is the official armor for the girl who knows that true inner peace is usually found at the bottom of a salt-rimmed glass. It’s Alternative Coastal performance with a side of top-shelf honesty.

The "Stay Hydrated. Drink More Tequila." UV Performance Long Sleeve

Consider this your survival gear for those days when the sun is relentless but the "hydration" is just getting started. It’s light, it’s stretchy, and it carries that irreverent, sun-faded aesthetic that says you’re here for the spirits, not the small talk. We’ve kept the tech high so your "salty" status can handle the heat without breaking a sweat.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: Featuring our meditative skeleton catching some zen between palms and surf on both the front and back. It’s a tongue-in-cheek tribute to those who laugh at danger and never miss a sunset toast.
• Alternative Coastal Performance: Crafted from a premium 3.8 oz/yd² moisture-wicking blend. It’s the ultimate choice for surviving a Florida heatwave, keeping you cool and dry whether you're mid-paddle or tending the bonfire.
• The "Stay Salty" Protection: Featuring UPF 50+ sun protection. This shirt blocks the harsh rays so you can stay out by the tide longer without the worry of a burn.
• Grit & Hustle Quality: Engineered with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and hemmed edges to keep its shape through every surf lineup and post-wash cycle. It’s built to handle the salt, the spray, and the hustle.
• The Details: Designed for ultimate breathability and a lived-in feel from day one. No stiff fabrics here—just premium coastal performance gear that moves with you.

When to wear it: Throw it on for windy morning sessions, post-surf strolls, or any situation where the sun is high and you’ve officially reached your limit for anything "bland."

The sun is up, the spirits are high, and we’re officially staying hydrated. Cheers.

Product features

- 88% polyester / 12% spandex for stretch and durability

- Lightweight fabric (6 oz/yd²) — breathable for active days

- UPF 50 sun protection against harmful UV rays

- Reinforced shoulder tape and hemmed edges for long-lasting shape

- Sewn-in label and hemmed sleeves for clean, durable finish

Care instructions

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not bleach

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle