"If You’re Going to Be Salty, At Least Bring the Tequila" Men's Tee

If you’re going to be salty, at least bring the tequila. We get it—the sun is too hot, the sand is everywhere, and the tourists are breathing your air. Being salty is a coastal birthright, but doing it empty-handed is just amateur hour. This shirt is for the person whose mood is as sharp as a lime wedge and twice as bitter. If you’re going to bring the attitude, the least you can do is bring the bottle.

The Salty Specs:

• Lived-In Longevity: Lightweight but substantial garment-dyed fabric that feels like it’s survived a decade of salt spray and spin cycles.
• The "Business" Front: A small, vintage-inspired bottle-and-glass illustration on the chest—just a subtle hint of what’s to come.
• The "Party" Back: Bold, sun-bleached lettering that delivers the final ultimatum: “If you’re going to be salty, at least bring the tequila.”
• Coastal Cut: Relaxed fit that layers perfectly over a swimsuit or under a flannel when the offshore breeze starts to bite.

When to wear it: Throw this on for the bonfire when you’re officially "over it," beachside dinners where the service is slow, or lazy pier afternoons when your patience is thinning. It’s the ultimate "Warning Label" for your social circle.

Don’t just stand there being cranky. Pour a shot or move along.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean