"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Margaritas. On The Rocks." Tee

The "Rocks Only" Heavyweight Tee—because whether it’s 7:00 AM or 5:00 PM, the only thing we’re picky about is the temperature of the glass. This is the official uniform for the girl whose morning caffeine ritual is just a high-speed warm-up for happy hour. It’s Alternative Coastal with a side of "on the rocks" honesty.

Consider this your transition gear for that sweet spot between the first sip of roast and the first squeeze of lime. It’s boxy, it’s lived-in, and it features our sun-hatted skeleton raising a cold one—because stress doesn't survive long when there's ice in the glass. We’ve kept the aesthetic rugged so your "salty" status can handle the heat.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: Playful mint-toned text on the front with a full-blown "On The Rocks" skeleton scene on the back. It’s a seaside inside joke for those who prefer their rituals cold and their humor a little dark.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton. At 6.1 oz/yd², it’s a true heavyweight tee that feels substantial but breathes easy—perfect for a salt-crusted afternoon.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: Featuring a relaxed, roomy cut with dropped shoulders for that authentic "stole it from a surf shop" silhouette. It’s pigment-dyed for a vintage, sun-bleached look that only gets better with age.
• Grit & Hustle Quality: Built with double-needle stitching and a top-stitched classic width collar. It’s pre-shrunk and engineered to keep its shape through every surf session and post-wash cycle.
• The Details: Signature twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability. No stiff, "tourist-trap" fabrics here—just premium coastal streetwear that feels broken-in from day one.

When to wear it: Throw it on over a swimsuit for a midday boat run, layer it under a flannel for a bonfire, or wear it to any situation where you want to remind the world that you officially take yours on the rocks.

The sun is up, the ice is rattling, and we’re officially staying salty. Cheers.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed, soft-washed finish

- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit for lasting comfort

- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction

- Pre-shrunk fabric, sewn-in label, available S–4XL in many colors

- Made in Honduras with a durable feel that softens over time

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean