"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Margaritas. On The Rocks." Crop Top

"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Margaritas. On The Rocks." Crop Top

XS / Heather Grey
$30.00
Sale price  $30.00 Regular price 
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"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Margaritas. On The Rocks." Crop Top

"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Margaritas. On The Rocks." Crop Top

$30.00
Sale price  $30.00 Regular price 

The "Rocks Only" Women’s Crop—because whether it’s 7:00 AM or 5:00 PM, the only thing we’re picky about is the temperature of the glass. This is the official uniform for the girl whose morning caffeine ritual is just a warm-up for happy hour. It’s Alternative Coastal with a side of "on the rocks" honesty.

Consider this your transition gear for that sweet spot between the first sip of roast and the first squeeze of lime. It’s light, it’s airy, and it features our topknot skull catching a vibe—because life is too short for lukewarm drinks. We’ve kept the aesthetic minimal so your "salty" status can shine as bright as a tropical noon.

The Salty Specs

  • The "Main Event" Graphic: Playful mint-toned text on the front with our signature drink-toting skull on the back. It’s a wearable inside joke for those who take their rituals cold and their humor a little dark.
  • Alternative Coastal Comfort: Crafted from an extra-light 3.6 oz/yd² blend (52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester). It’s the ultimate choice for surviving the humidity while staying effortlessly "off-duty."
  • The "Stay Salty" Fit: A modern, modest crop with a soft scoop neck and raw-edge hem and sleeves. It drapes perfectly over high-waisted denim or a salt-crusted bikini for those long afternoons on the boardwalk.
  • Grit & Hustle Quality: Featuring side-seamed construction to hold its shape through every festival set and backyard hang. It’s soft, weathered, and built for those who prefer the grit of the shoreline over the grind of the office.
  • The Details: Designed for ultimate breathability and a lived-in charm from day one. No stiff fabrics here—just premium coastal streetwear that tells a story without you having to say a word.

When to wear it: Throw it on for midday boardwalk strolls, festival stages, or any situation where you want to remind the world that you officially take yours on the rocks.

The sun is up, the ice is rattling, and we’re officially staying salty. Cheers.

Product features

- Light, breathable 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton blend (3.5 oz)

- Scoop neckline that flatters the collarbone

- Raw bottom and sleeve hems for a relaxed look

- Self-fabric shoulder tape to maintain fit and prevent stretching

- Tear-away label for comfort and easy rebranding

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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