"Tan Tipsy and Over Your Sh*t" Hoodie

The "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" Lightweight Hoodie—because the only thing more consistent than the tide is your lack of patience for anything but a cold drink and a sunset. This is the official "Out of Office" reply for the girls who have spent all day under the Florida sun and are officially retired from the conversation.

Consider this your membership card to the beach bar's inner circle. It’s light, it’s airy, and it carries that rosy, sun-drenched horizon energy that says you’ve been on the sand since the first light and you’ve reached your limit of "average." We’ve kept the aesthetic soft so your attitude can stay as salty as the rim of your glass.

The Salty Specs

• The "Main Event" Graphic: A vintage-inspired beach scene featuring faded palms, a sunburst horizon, and our bold "Tan, Tipsy, & Over Your Sh*t" mantra. It’s hand-lettered like a secret shared between friends over a third round of drinks.
• Alternative Coastal Comfort: Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. At 6.4 oz/yd², it’s the perfect "Florida winter" weight—breathable enough for a seaside bar crawl, but cozy enough when the breeze kicks up off the dunes.
• The "Stay Salty" Fit: A relaxed silhouette with a jersey-lined hood and natural flatcords. It’s designed to throw on over a salt-crusted bikini or pair with your favorite worn denim for a look that says "I’m here, but I’m not listening."
• Grit & Hustle Durability: Pigment-dyed and soft-washed for that lived-in, vintage feel from day one. This hoodie is ethically sourced and built to age like a fine tequila—getting better and more personal with every salt-spray session.
• The Details: Rolled-forward shoulders and a clean, premium finish. No bulk, no fuss—just pure coastal mischief.

When to wear it: Pull it on for the post-boat run, the late-night bonfire laugh, or whenever you’re lingering at a seaside bar and want the world to know you’re officially "over it."

The sun is slipping behind the dunes, and the bar is calling. Don't make us repeat ourselves.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, strong, and great for printing

- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) for breathability and easy layering

- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a clean, comfortable finish

- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for freedom of movement

- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes and part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol for more responsible sourcing

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean