{"product_id":"the-save-water-drink-margs-trucker-hat","title":"\"Save Water. Drink Margs.\" Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHydration is a scam, but Tequila is forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e Light, loud, and professionally salty—this foam trucker hat is for anyone who considers \"lime juice\" a primary food group. Featuring a bold, mint-green “SAVE WATER DRINK MARGS” print on a seamless foam front, this hat doesn't just start conversations; it ends them. With a high-profile silhouette and a breathable mesh back, it’s designed to keep your head cool while your blood alcohol content does the opposite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Dirty Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for Poor Decisions: The structured foam face keeps the graphic sharp even when your vision isn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSalt-Crusted Aesthetic: A pre-curved visor to hide your \"morning after\" eyes and an adjustable snapback because, frankly, we don't know how big your ego is today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurability: Engineered to survive sun, sand, spilled triple sec, and the inevitable \"where did I leave my keys?\" beach crawl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSlide this on for dockside benders, afternoon \"board meetings\" (the kind involving salt rims), or long drives where the only thing louder than your music is your hat. It’s a joke between friends, a middle finger to bottled water, and a uniform for those who chase the tide and the next round.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStop pretending you’re here for the scenery. Buy the hat. Drink the marg.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- High-profile 5-panel foam front with seamless lined panel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester front and mesh back for breathability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Thicker laminated foam and heavy fabric for a crisp look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching and matching under visor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Adjustable plastic snap; one size fits most\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":50617357631774,"sku":"30982500629049977074","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black\/White","offer_id":50617357664542,"sku":"16969861844091459938","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Light Pink\/White","offer_id":50617357697310,"sku":"35425906285756603143","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Green \/ White \/ Dark Green","offer_id":50717137666334,"sku":"33198223984140589941","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Hot Pink\/ White\/ Hot Pink","offer_id":50717137699102,"sku":"23137663001803436483","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Kelly\/ White\/ Kelly","offer_id":50617357730078,"sku":"51142850644636347139","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1013\/0974\/files\/9053827385800906520_2048.jpg?v=1777474756","url":"https:\/\/asaltybeachclothingco.com\/products\/the-save-water-drink-margs-trucker-hat","provider":"A Salty Beach Clothing Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}