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It’s light, it’s stretchy, and it carries the kind of wisdom only found at the bottom of a shot glass. We’ve kept the tech high so your \u003cstrong\u003e\"salty\" status\u003c\/strong\u003e stays protected while you handle the heavy lifting at the cooler.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Salty Specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Main Event\" Graphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features our signature \"If You’re Going to Be Salty, At Least Bring the Tequila\" call-out. It’s a \u003cstrong\u003ewearable public service announcement\u003c\/strong\u003e for boat trips, backyard brawls, and anyone who’s had just about enough of the chatter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAlternative Coastal Performance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from a premium \u003cstrong\u003emoisture-wicking blend\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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