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It’s a polite way of telling the world that you’re just killing time until you can get back to a place where the only thing you have to manage is your tan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Salty Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"Front Desk\" Disclaimer: A wistful bit of text on the chest that lets everyone know your mind is currently wandering—and you’d like to follow it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"Mental Escape\" Back: A hand-illustrated beach hut scene, complete with palms and hibiscus, rendered in colors that look like they’ve been sitting on a dashboard in the sun for six months.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight Comfort: 100% heavyweight cotton that drapes better than a wet sail. 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