{"product_id":"dead-mans-surf-club-lifes-a-beach-until-you-drown-tee","title":"Dead Man's Surf Club 'Life's a Beach Until You Drown' Men's Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRespect the water, or it’ll make you.\u003c\/strong\u003e Most brands want to sell you a \"tropical paradise\" and a sunset. We’re here to remind you that the ocean is a beautiful, salt-crusted monster that doesn't care about your weekend plans. This shirt is the official uniform for the \"Dead Man’s Surf Club\"—a group of us who know that the sea is a graveyard with a view, and we wouldn't have it any other way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Salty Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"Club\" Invite: A low-key front emblem that says you’re part of the crew, without shouting it at the tourists.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"Grim Ripper\" Back: A massive, vintage-style graphic of a skeleton shredding a towering wave. It’s a reminder that “Life’s a Beach Until You Drown,” so you might as well catch a few sets before the lights go out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSun-Bleached Softness: Garment-dyed to feel like it’s been curing on a clothesline for three summers. It’s heavy enough to survive a boat deck but soft enough to sleep in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoastal Armor: This tee is built for the grit of the shoreline—it handles bonfire embers, salt spray, and questionable life choices with equal grace.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen to wear it: Slide this on for the dawn patrol, the post-surf parking lot session, or when you’re wandering the shoreline at dusk looking for a reason to stay out just a little longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRide it like you stole it. The ocean is coming for it eventually.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage color and texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50739032490270,"sku":"67514757406904428809","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":50739032523038,"sku":"69393740704448009785","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":50633438331166,"sku":"39777351354645058242","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":50739032555806,"sku":"32493533338769075796","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50739032588574,"sku":"11326145365003257110","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":50739032621342,"sku":"77695292884149035956","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":50633438396702,"sku":"26338739131647154914","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":50739032654110,"sku":"26646383834738667785","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50739032686878,"sku":"97289261681464116108","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":50739032719646,"sku":"22838219788264283068","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":50739032752414,"sku":"28223096723395972042","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":50739032785182,"sku":"23580665669528132494","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50739032817950,"sku":"22688618129826277313","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":50739032850718,"sku":"29673692787054655964","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":50633438495006,"sku":"15781220929979047722","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":50739032883486,"sku":"75210693593117811083","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":50739032916254,"sku":"24118362696197607476","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50739032949022,"sku":"10813426605605574881","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":50739032981790,"sku":"32921138842195963124","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":50633438560542,"sku":"12082340737426956886","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":50739033014558,"sku":"25307709322332455923","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":50739033047326,"sku":"30391996481722313486","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":50739033080094,"sku":"31413341729980106085","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50739033112862,"sku":"21742524966225890113","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1013\/0974\/files\/10224675043011921590_2048.jpg?v=1777475554","url":"https:\/\/asaltybeachclothingco.com\/products\/dead-mans-surf-club-lifes-a-beach-until-you-drown-tee","provider":"A Salty Beach Clothing Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}