{"product_id":"chief-hydration-officer-trucker-hat","title":"Chief Hydration Officer Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePromotion of the century.\u003c\/strong\u003e Finally, a title that actually matches your skill set. Forget spreadsheets and boardrooms; your jurisdiction is the sandbar, and your only KPI is how many refills you can fit into a single afternoon. This isn't just a hat—it's a corporate takeover of the local dive bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Salty Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExecutive Presence: A high-profile, seamless foam front that announces your \"promotion\" with bold lettering. It stays sharp even when your coordination doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClimate Controlled: A breathable mesh back to keep your brain from boiling while you calculate the tip on the third round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarine Grade: Built to withstand salt spray, spilled tequila, and the judgmental looks from the \"active lifestyle\" crowd on the beach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUniversal Fit: Adjustable snapback to accommodate your ego or the inevitable \"happy hour bloat.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen to wear it: Clock in when the sun hits the yardarm. This is your uniform for pier-side benders, sunset \"staff meetings,\" and any situation where a water bottle is nowhere to be found. You aren't just a drinker; you’re an officer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe bar is your office. Now get to work.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- High-profile 5-panel construction with seamless foam front and lining\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester front and mesh back for durability and breathability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pre-curved visor with 8-row stitching and matching under visor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Adjustable plastic snap closure; one size fits most\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Thicker laminated fabric with matching braid and sweatband for long-lasting structure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":50620752101662,"sku":"16034134925769398050","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Light Pink\/White","offer_id":50620752134430,"sku":"18840607619352844829","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Blue\/White","offer_id":50620752167198,"sku":"81773637000379991624","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1013\/0974\/files\/7352982710237564542_2048.jpg?v=1777473262","url":"https:\/\/asaltybeachclothingco.com\/products\/chief-hydration-officer-trucker-hat","provider":"A Salty Beach Clothing Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}